What I learned in Nursing School: part 1/?
- wash ya damn hands
- pink frothy sputum: oxygen doesn’t swim
- when in doubt, tell mom to pee
- when in doubt, put on more PPE
- when in doubt, assess some more
- nursing process and ABCs are always priority
- metformin
- diabetes causes everything and everything causes diabetes
- when either the heart or lungs shits out the other will follow
- brain is a greedy asshole
- gut is a whimp
- don’t try and lovenox fat or amniotic fluid its a bad time
- kids are good untill they’re not
- home health safety: rugs, electrical wires, and oxygen tanks are the enemy
- mental health nursing: where being blunt is ok for once
- mental health nursing #2: remember all those pharm stems? They don’t work anymore
- mental health nursing 3: weird drug side effects
- safety measures maintained: bed in the lowest position, 3 side rails raised, call bell within reach
- you get incentive spirometers! you get incentive spirometers! Everyone gets incentive spirometers!
- don’t fuck with ems personnel they’re trying their best.
- when getting ready for d/c make sure to f/u w/ med reconcil list and make f/u appt w/ primary and consults














