I just pissed glitter

*more sobbing*

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

(via knitting-books)

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

15+ Of The World’s Most Magical Streets Shaded By Flowers And Trees

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

Another Child Sacrificed To The Rainbow Worm