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This is like a cut still from a bill wurtz history video

You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.

Literally, my internal monologue when I’m outside.

no joke- game preservation is a HUGE concern and very few people take it seriously if it wasnt for re-releases and the virtual console how difficult would it be to take someone who is 12 and show them original mario bros so they can experience the game that launched a massive franchise. same thing with the original final fantasy, the original zelda, the original pikmin, the original metroid- all franchises that are still alive and still expected to draw in new fans into the playerbase as evidenced by such things as smash brothers, where half the lineup is from games you literally cant play without a time machine, thousands of dollars on ebay, or a lot of piracy consider games that were ONLY accessible through the wii virtual console, which can now only be played so long as you physically have the wii that you downloaded it onto as its impossible to download again now that support has been ended years ago and its far from just nintendo, if it wasnt for archived copies hoarded by pirates theres a dearth of gaming history that would be completely inaccessible to people today, much less the future, and it goes far beyond being confused why theres so many people who love sonic the hedgehog because you only know the last 15 years of sonic games that had, what, two good games and you dont know the context of the original games in the 90s that still have special places in peoples hearts

You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

once it's gone it's gone

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

1. She's a woman 2. She's from a poor, rural background 3. Her style has "low-class" connotations

Stretching the metaphor further: my sewing kit includes a seam ripper, and my hammer has a claw to pry out nails. I have made decisions that looked done, looked final, and realized they were wrong (for me), so I ripped them back, pried them out, and tried again.

I CAN’T BREATHE

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