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✨Welcome to hell✨

I’m the 6th worst state and I’m an armed and dangerous queer with too many opinions

Gay southern black transfem, if you don’t fuck with that krill yourself

I’m fine with whatever man just be decent gawd

I oughta do some more picrews so feel free to at me but here’s a character ref I guess

Family:

My siblings @state-of-utah-offical @nevada-offical

Friends @house-offical @rain-offical

Tags:

#floridaposting

#rebog

#bullying my niece iron (I do this a lot)

#familial shenanigans

[Mod is @appledognugget uses she/they]

[Also I’m kinda new to this so uh I’ll prolly disappear for weeks and randomly do a hundred things at 2am]

#floridaposting #new offical #officalverse

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isawken

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

#😔#rebog

my-dailydreams

isuggestrevolution

this is my suggestion

#genuienly rewilding my backyard has been so fufilling #if i had my way kentucky bluegrass wouldn’t be in any part of this country #rebog

deityofplenty

I love fat people and hate fascism

#rebog #still on my darkwoke bullshit

deityofplenty

I love fat people and hate fascism

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fellow Florida. the british are after me we have to restart the revolutionary war trust

britain said a bald eagle ISNT A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT

-@florida-official

Imma be honest I oppose a war with britian exclusively because it would mean someone would hafta share a battlefield with the british and even though I hate the military I wouldn’t wish that upon my greatest enemies

#asks for the sunshine state #floridaposting #officalverse #bullshit

koobiie

i feel strongly about this

ailurinae

#rebog #i ❤️ captioned youtube videos that dont just use the autogenerated captions #i will die on the hill that striving for accessibility should not be a choice it should be a responsibility

diseases-for-center-control

It's springtime and mosquito season is starting to warm up! You know what that means, Florida

(DJ air horn noise)

D-D-D-D-DENGUE!!! 📢📢📢

florida-offically

This is an attack on me personally

#floridaposting #officalverse

libraford

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

libraford

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

libraford

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

libraford

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

rosslynpaladin

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

rosszulorzott

maiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@theshitpostcalligrapher please. Im beggin

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh i've done this one actually

#rebog #on my darkwoke bullshit again

Women should have stretch marks and scars and be fat and hairy and weird and they should kill people who think otherwise with their laser eyes

#this post is about me btw #floridaposting #woman posting

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iron-offical

I love my country ❤️

florida-offically

#accurate

#statescore #officalverse #familial shenanigans

transgender storm

storm that makes you transgender

at 80 degrees

I have nothin else ta say

#floridaposting #inane alligator ramblings

cosmikazie

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

cosmikazie

due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events

koobiie

i feel strongly about this

ailurinae

You ever think about how turbotax is just blatantly a monopoly that lobbies the government to make everything worse so that their services have any use whatsoever

Why the fuck is this normal?????

#floridaposting #inane alligator ramblings

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