the name’s maggie

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

You guys if I were drunk seeing this I would have died