vaguely a person

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

men in film noirs will be like “WOMAN is the most dangerous animal 😤” and it’s just rita hayworth and her unobtainium-plated face card

major consequence of being a terminal overthinker is i quite often ask questions that make people go "why would you even think that" the answer is bc i think everything always

So obsessed with Joan Baez saying that really the only negative thing to come out of her 70s quaalude addiction was that while high as hell she ended up creating a horrible album cover in which she’s posing weirdly dressed like a pilot that she describes as "the worst, ugliest cover, not just in my career but a lot of people's"