emo hours

you have nooo idea what id be capable of without the generational curse

i fucking hate small talk. “how’ve you been?” 🙄 i’ve been bowing i’ve been scraping i’ve been lying like a rug and for ten long years i’ve had to pay my dues but today i am escaping for the last gold has been dug it was waiting there so how could i refuse? i’m returning home a hero who’s discovered mighty wealth and what better husband could a princess choose i’m the suitor who will suit her bring the kingdom back to health and i’ll wear the crown, for how could i refuse? raise every glass and rouse every cheer, praise that the reign of preminger is here, master in charge of all that i see, all hail me! and by marrying the princess i get all that i desire like a moat an ermine coat and palace views even though she treats me coldly it’s a sign of inner fire for inside she's thinking, "how can I refu

I can’t believe the Voltron crisis lasted only two years. Seven seasons in two years. Deranged. Awful time to be online. PEAK shipping discourse. And the evil is defeated.

I understand the confusion in the notes yes the nightmare was incredibly short lived and yet it felt eternal

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese my beloved.

no more blorbo questions what was the first music album that changed you fundamentally

everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.

the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually