Too Sexually Active To Survive A Horror Movie

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

Baby, if them True Facts news episodes ain't kill him, this is barely a dent.

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

They grow grants there like rhubarb

the devil went DOWN to georgia. always keep that in mind

we are below hell. is what i’m saying

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

#my brain deciding what information to retain