My friend called me to invite me to a movie. It sounded fun so they said "Meet me at the theater in two and a half hours" but I misheard it as "tuna half hours" so imagine my surprise when I get there 3 minutes later (half an hour in tuna years) and my friend doesn't show. Obviously we aren't friends anymore because you should always assume the worst in the event of a miscommunication, as cartoons have routinely taught me.

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

ATTENTION: SCROLL BACK UP! NOT A PHOTO! THATS A PAINTING!

normal people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is like renaissance oil paintings. tumblr people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is 3/4 bust drawings of what we do in the shadows characters

bust? i do that shit to Isabelle (from animal crossing) on the daily!

i need everyone reblogging this to know that O'Shea Jr is Ice Cube's son

went to a michael's only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is 'michael hunter' and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter' ???? they clearly just don't like me??? fuming right now. i'll show them a michael hunter. i'll show them all

you have a beautiful laugh

it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag