If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

literally When will ANYTHING EVER slam harder than Cascada’s Everytime We Touch

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.

What a difference the Power of Choice makes.

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

“cant wait till i fuckin run away”

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny