Send my muse a pick-up line!
Since these are ALWAYS a hit, send one, two, HOW MANY ever. Bombard my muse with these! As always, change pronouns to fit your muses!!
NB: SOME are nsf.w some just cheesy.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesnât have your number in it.
If you were a Transformer⌠youâd be Optimus Fine.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I was blinded by your beauty; Iâm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I follow you where youâre going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is your name winter? Because youâll be coming soon.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Letâs play carpenter. First weâll get hammered, then Iâll nail you.
I lost my keys⌠Can I check your pants?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Somethingâs wrong with my eyes because I canât take them off you.
You must be tired because youâve been running through my mind all night.
Youâre so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
Is your body from McDonaldâs? Cause Iâm lovinâ it!
Your lips look so lonelyâŚWould they like to meet mine?
If you were a chicken, youâd be impeccable.
Remember me? Oh, thatâs right, Iâve met you only in my dreams.
Do you like science because Iâve got my ion you.
My feet are getting cold⌠because youâve knocked my socks off.
Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because Iâm picturing you holding up my balls.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I just popped a Viagra. So weâve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Whatâs the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I donât have a Ferrari.
Kiss me if Iâm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think youâre infected.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because youâre so-da-licious.
Girl are you an iceberg? Because youâre making me want to go down.
How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut.
Iâll be Burger King and you be McDonaldâs. Iâll have it my way and youâll be lovinâ it.
Are you a sprinkler? Because youâre making me wet.
Iâll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.
Iâll give you a kiss. If you donât like it, you can return it.
Did you swallow magnets? Cause youâre attractive.
Your face is like a wrench, every time I look at it my balls tighten up.
Iâm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
