Thrilling, Absolutely Thrilling

cursebearing hips

if you still draw/write/edit eddie munson in the big 26 i love you and am kissing you on the forehead

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

Love christian poetry, yessss you want you Lord and your master and your only true heart jesus to lash you to his chest, to press you and grasp you and subsume you into his perfectness. So horny, so erotic, so delightful.

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.