Thrilling, Absolutely Thrilling

DJO

And just as I promised when I reached 666 followers on Instagram... here are my versions of Kas Eddie. And since I didn't want to just stick with the sexy vampire and repeat everyone else's formula... the dorky Kas was born. (And possibly the version that most closely resembles the real Eddie)

Enjoy😉🦇

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*