Your Friendly Neighborhood Bastard

The only good thing about Twitter is getting to watch the McElroy family trolling West Virginian politicians

Get his ass!

Imagine being a big big politics boy and then having your entire career ratfucked by some podcasters from Huntington

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

POV: you’re Princess Diana

reblog this version pls

It’s important to remember that disabled people are also included in this other, both by society and textually in Shape of Water.  Elisa, the lead, is mute, and deals with a lot of shit because of it, particularly from the cishet white man villain.  Her disability is also what allows her to connect to the monster, as she’s able to teach him ASL signs he can communicate with.  They’re able to connect because they’re both different.  To this day, disabled people face a lot of barriers to relationships, like potentially losing disability benefits if they get married in the US. 

You know before the pandemic I didn't believe a school would stay open if there was a giant deadly snake in the pipes with the potential to kill students. Now I could see it.

yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

This sounds like something that would happen in Icarly

the post was about Phantom of the Opera but this comment killed me where I stood

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal