The Only Straight Thing About Me Is My Hair

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

Is this me?

Where is everybody? :(

This has more emotional impact than most Hollywood movies today

This new Interpretation of Medusa in the new episode of Percy jackson, as a survivor of abuse that directs her pain, because of missing justice, against people that she associates with her abusers, shows not only how much Rick Riordan has grown as a storyteller and interpreter of mythology but also how much we as a community have grown in interpreting and understanding the deeper meaning of mythological storys and the context they were made in.

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

These could be Douglas Adams quotes.