dave

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

Breaking news

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

the pokemon move Swift is fascinating to me. a pokemon shoots stars at you and you "I bet a cat could do that." that's normal. that's Normal Type. you got Scratch, Tackle, Headbutt, and of course, shooting rays of heat-seeking stars at people.

I always thought the star animation was some sort of abstraction of whatever the move was supposed to be, but no in Japanese it's called Speed Star which also translates to Speedster so they translated it to Swift. It was always stars and that was always normal

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

can you get out of here

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

I heard EA is developing a sequel to Spore where the animals can self mutilate in response to psychological distress

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said

Did the scanner do anything different?

Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.

I will buy you a New

Thank You!

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!