saint haven

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

how is he audibly saying weiner in a different font

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Oh okay. Alright. Random HL3 teaser *after* Summer Game's Fest sure is a choice.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

waking up two hours early for my job as a gacha character to put on my three discrete hair ornaments, four layers of clothes, eight-square-inch armor plates affixed to my clothes at random, various ribbons and straps that do nothing but encircle my thighs/upper arms, choker, and multi-layered gloves. however I forget to affix dangling tassles everywhere and am sacked immediately for my carelessness

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?