adventure

I have never seen a dog more clearly communicate “are you fucking kidding me?” before.

The little uncomfortable lick really does it, lmao

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

…a whole history major and yet this post is the first time I’ve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination

you can call any man named richard “dick” and they can’t do anything about. incredible loophole. zero consequences. madness they haven’t shut this down

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

my ex wife sent an assassin on me but i sent an assassin on that assassin & they fell in gay love & now they’re having sex in my guest bathroom

Killing Eve (2018)

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

This is so dreamy

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

(loves men but in an unmistakably bisexual way)

#higher standards for kindness#lower standards for height (@martivist) if this ain’t me…

me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK