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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

remember kids, it was never about your data being secure.

putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states

i will see a woman be the president of the united states. i will be here to vote for her. i will fight like hell to make that a reality

the way people will get so mad over you not wanting their 70+ lbs dog to jump all over you is crazy. “he’s just friendly!” cool. I’m not

people will get pets and treat them like toys/objects with zero training whatsoever then get so deeply offended when others just. don’t want to entertain that. like man it is not my problem

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts