previously peterparkerlikesboys

You can never have too many rats...

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

cursed to be a tumblr user forever

I put the omen in women

kicking a rock down the street really does work wonders for the dejected spirit

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

It's crazy how you have to choose to be different and then once you do it's not even over - you have to choose it again and again forever and yes one day it will feel so natural you don't even notice it anymore but there is no short cut to there, just willpower and repetition

dating apps are slim pickings. these people will never be my tumblr mutuals.

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop

i give u full permission to be weird. i am signing your permission slip

bad news! i have no idea what im doing. good news! i will continue nonetheless.