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Greetings and Salutations!

I'm fleetn_crab85, but you can call me Crab, and I'll really post about anything I like! Please feel free to leave anything in my inbox (aka the "chatterbox"), I promise I don't bite <3

I'm currently super into The Beatles and The Monkees, but in the past I've posted about Pacific Rim, Doctor Who (both modern and classic), Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Strawpage can be found here!

The Nanites (yes those little guys from MST3K) run my queue and they put whatever they want in there so please be patient

My tag system can be referenced below the cut:

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4-0-doublenatural

Hawkeye and Trapper: two mirrors reflecting into infinity until you can't see either anymore.

Hawkeye and Henry: the overworked under paid college dean and depressed class clown start drinking at the same bar.

Hawkeye and Margaret: they hate each other's masks so much that all they can do is rip them off and be themselves.

Hawkeye and Radar: what if your inner child saw all the bullshit you got up to and still loved you anyway?

Hawkeye and Klinger: a pair of caged birds trying to pick the lock.

Hawkeye and Charles: Symphony No. 7 in A major, Op. 92 / Entrance of the Gladiators Mashup. Beautiful music was made anyway.

Hawkeye and Potter: the soldier that became a doctor and the doctor that became a soldier. The man you never were and the man you'll never be in thirty years meeting somewhere in the middle and shaking hands.

Hawkeye and Frank: American, American't, American-can can you do the can-can?

Hawkeye and Father Mulcahy: God's smile looks something like a punchline.

Hawkeye and BJ: two mirrors facing opposite directions with their backs glued together.

#oh good lord #mash #attention all crabsonel

ninetimesbluedemo

stop ittttt i need him😭

#mash ibm ad material here #mike farrell

whydidoth

Me when I'm fixating on two fandoms at the same time:

#my desire to make MASH AUs out of everything is too strong #crab core

vintagewildlife

A horseshoe crab wearing a camera helmet By: Robert Barlow From: The Zoogoer 1999

#crab core

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rainydaymay

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

rainydaymay

Actually I think I do this sober too

rainydaymay

I’m glad we’re in agreement

#crab core

lost-where-the-forest-would-grow

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

teddyssoapbox

reblog if commie up ad hating

brightlotusmoon

beejwatch

girl the heatwave...

#why is Charles so far away 😭😭#bro is on another planet compared to beejhawk #mash #attention all crabsonel

scheurbuik

r/malelivingspace

#these are some cryptid ass photos of the swamp #mash #attention all crabsonel

ninetimesbluedemo

imagine if you will going to the mess tent and asking igor which food is gluten-free

#I'm imagining he just looks at you like you insulted his entire family (he has a foggy idea of what gluten is)#mash #attention all crabsonel

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woman-respecter

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

#star trek #yeah #crab's favorite shows

not-trustworthy

society if mash had less hawkeye-centric episodes and more bj/charles team-ups

#i love how evil they are together #mash #attention all crabsonel

ghostpunkrock

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “winter 2021” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I think they wrote a cohesive gay narrative into 1970s sitcom mash

my tumblr mutual pacing around their bedroom: bj hunnicutt is lying

#he is he won't admit it #mash #attention all crabsonel

stopmyplans

#beej? whatcha doin there #mash #attention all crabsonel

tableofbirds

Yall ever notice how Hawkeye and Trapper look like ketchup and mustard

#if we're going based on vibes I really hate to say you're right #mash #attention all crabsonel

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