The State of The Art... Sort of. @fleetn-crab85 - Tumblr Blog

Greetings and Salutations!

I'm fleetn_crab85, but you can call me Crab, and I'll really post about anything I like! Please feel free to leave anything in my inbox (aka the "chatterbox"), I promise I don't bite <3

I'm currently super into The Beatles and The Monkees, but in the past I've posted about Pacific Rim, Doctor Who (both modern and classic), Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Strawpage can be found here!

The Nanites (yes those little guys from MST3K) run my queue and they put whatever they want in there so please be patient

My tag system can be referenced below the cut:

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paulmccartneyofficial

remember when jim mccartney cried when paul was born because he looked so ugly

paulmccartneyofficial

honestly might be one of my favorite bits of beatles history

He looked awful. I couldn’t get over it. Horrible. He had one eye open, and he just squawked all the time. They held him up and he looked like a piece of red meat. When I got home I cried, the first time for years and years.

But the next day, he looked more human. He turned out a lovely baby in the end.

imagine going many years without crying over something bad and then ur wife gives birth to paul mccartney

paulmccartneyofficial

he was hated

paulmccartneyofficial

ah yes june 18 time for the piece of red meat to haunt me once again

certifiedbeatlesposts

certified beatles post

herainsorcia

fox-bright

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

#me at my job CONSTANTLY #I get scared by everything it’s embarrassing #crab core

cctinsleybaxter

exploding galaxy brain 'catch-22 caused the simon and garfunkel breakup -> mike nichols caused the simon and garfunkel breakup -> dunbar's dismissal as an ancillary character rather than a secondary character caused the simon and garfunkel breakup' (true ending)

cctinsleybaxter

I would never lie about this

#this is my mcr 9/11 domino effect #simon and garfunkel #catch 22 #crab's jukebox #nanites at work (queue)

beejwatch

funny joke

#meta jokes my beloved #mash #attention all crabsonel #nanites at work (queue)

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bulliesbones

#HAHAHAHAHA #mash #father mulcahy #attention all crabsonel

koiagain

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

#crab core

grilled-chez

“You're an actor now, what were you 20 years ago?”

“Younger, captain. Much younger.”

“So was I.”

#oaugh #star trek #crab’s favorite shows #other people's art

freelance-abortionist

#THE LAST ONE #mash #attention all crabsonel

thelatecaptainpierce

#me core #mash #attention all crabsonel

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bracketsandunderscores

when you get assigned to the 4077th and you cant decide if you want to fuck the closeted lesbian, the married gay-in-denial with the gayest moustache anyones ever seen, the other married man who is the straighest person ever, the divorced lebanese dude with impeccable taste in womens clothing, the sexy priest who you cant even hold hands with, the rich man who nerfed himself with his shitty hairstyle, or the most insufferable openly bisexual dude with a pregnancy kink

#yeah. yeah I can't imagine what that must've been like #mash #attention all crabsonel

capitalab

#FRRRRRR #crab core

m--bloop

Alan Alda in The Four Seasons (1981)

#oh my god. I get it now.#alan alda

freelance-abortionist

#hashtag mygrudge is killing me #mash #attention all crabsonel

47witchyneurons

When I get blood samples at work sometimes they’re still warm from being imminently inside the patient’s veins and my hands are always cold because all the labs Ive work in are in the basement and they keep it kinda cold for whatever reason (and I’m also just a chilly kid).

And I clutch the little warm tubes of blood and feel this sick person warming my hands and I think about how kind you might be and how I wish I could hold your hand and how badly, how really really badly, I want you to get better and stay warm and hold someone’s hand again.

And anyway sometimes it’s better to not think so vividly about the people I’m doing tests for. I’m a good little cog in a vast machine of people all trying to heal and cure, and my cog feels so fucking small sometimes. But I hope the blood I prepare for you helps you breathe better and laugh and wake up feeling well rested.

We’ve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and I’m rooting for you.

47witchyneurons

I have over 40k notes on this and it’s the most wonderful thing I could have hoped would get tumblr-famous. I wish you all comfort and compassion every day

tuttle-did-it

This is like the upbeat version of

'When the doctors cut into a patient ... and it's cold, you know, the way it is now, today... steam rises from the body. And the doctor will warm himself over the opened wound. Could anyone look upon that and not feel changed?'

#oaugh #mash #attention all crabsonel

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