The State of The Art... Sort of.

when you get assigned to the 4077th and you cant decide if you want to fuck the closeted lesbian, the married gay-in-denial with the gayest moustache anyones ever seen, the other married man who is the straighest person ever, the divorced lebanese dude with impeccable taste in womens clothing, the sexy priest who you cant even hold hands with, the rich man who nerfed himself with his shitty hairstyle, or the most insufferable openly bisexual dude with a pregnancy kink

I have over 40k notes on this and it’s the most wonderful thing I could have hoped would get tumblr-famous. I wish you all comfort and compassion every day

personally i think all the president’s men could be improved if it had rattus rattus from horrible histories in the corner telling you when a scene or a line is fully accurate

I got Bill Cipher 😁

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw