The State of The Art... Sort of. @fleetn-crab85 - Tumblr Blog

Greetings and Salutations!

I'm fleetn_crab85, but you can call me Crab, and I'll really post about anything I like! Please feel free to leave anything in my inbox (aka the "chatterbox"), I promise I don't bite <3

I'm currently super into The Beatles and The Monkees, but in the past I've posted about Pacific Rim, Doctor Who (both modern and classic), Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Strawpage can be found here!

The Nanites (yes those little guys from MST3K) run my queue and they put whatever they want in there so please be patient

My tag system can be referenced below the cut:

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dorothylarouge

I feel like id be fucked in this situation

#crab core

aphrostiel

and you may ask yourself, well... how did i get here...?

#OOOOOOH AWESOME #the backrooms #talking heads #crab's jukebox #other people's art

preventativemedicine

let's laugh while we still have time

#love themmmm #hawkeye pierce #bj hunnicutt #mash #attention all crabsonel #other people's art

chessb0r3d

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

chessb0r3d

What??

chessb0r3d

Sarcasm.

chessb0r3d

This is hopeless.

chessb0r3d

IT WAS FUCKING

HORRIBLE

#crab core

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junecast-moonfast

Album/playlist Kinsey scale

0 Exclusively listens to albums

1 Predominantly listens to albums, rarely listens to playlists

2 Predominantly listens to albums, often listens to playlists

3 Equally listens to albums and playlists

4 Predominantly listens to playlists, often listens to albums

5 Predominantly listens to playlists, rarely listens to albums

6 Exclusively listens to playlists

x Doesn't listen to music

x Listens to music, but not in either of these ways (eg: radio)

idk/i'm bald/results/nuance

Remaining time: 5 days 40 minutes

Reblogs for sample size are appreciated, as I feel like my circle of mutuals would probably fall on the lower end of the scale! :p

#closer to a 5 #there are certain albums I'll listen to but I prefer my monster-22-hour-playlist #crab's blabbering

major-marg

no one crashes out like the 4077

#if there’s anything the 4077 will do it’s throw hands #mash #attention all crabsonel

roguesquirrel

my pre-columbian miis and the art they were based on

#bro this is so epic #crab's favorite masterpieces

bracketsandunderscores

i just adore it when people draw the 4077th realistically. their wrinkles and grey hair and eyebags and stubble are actually my favourite parts of how they look thankyou very much. im so glad that you made them look their age. fills me with joy every time. happiness. smiles. excitement.

#thank you mash fandom #mash #attention all crabsonel

noxidae

[VD: Two clips of Anthony Perkins in Play It As It Lays. First, saying, "'You know what I like about your wife, Carter, is that she's not a cunt?'" In the second, he laughs, then says, "Maybe she could buy herself one perfect fuck." Both swears are enunciated. End VD.]

swearing

+ context

[ID from alt: A post by vernalloy: I never did get around to finishing Play It As It Lays but what did stand out to me was that Tony's swears seem a lot... phonetically sharper than most of the cast? Probably comes with the 50s acting. End ID.]

#the way he hit the “cunt” had me crying #anthony perkins

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funfettitoonz

oh thank you comrade

#thank you comrade pierce #mash #attention all crabsonel

sweet-marie

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

menasors

‘Twas the fathers day before Deltarune

#great use of free will here #he's... he'll be fine #mash #attention all crabsonel #other people's art

spin-the-wheel-polls

It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!

How are you doing?

great!

okay, I can make this work

Not great, probably can't make this work

A zombie

Dead (non-zombie related)

Results/it depends

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)

#my house #yeah i'm pretty happy!

molabuddy

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

molabuddy

Moral of The Story: What?

titanralsei

#god these jokes are so good #the twilight zone #crab’s favorite shows

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hollowofhaze

phil ochs' gold lamé suit (blazer likely tailored ca. 1974, pants in 1970) & faux tombstone (1969) photographed by yours truly at the woody guthrie center archives in tulsa, oklahoma, june 18th, 2026

#HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY NICHE #museums and phil ochs?? beautiful #phil ochs #crab’s jukebox #crabesthetic

melbush

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

#museum studies and anthropology here #you would not believe the amount of night at the museum jokes I get from friends #joke’s on them! I’m scared of the museum at night

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