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Greetings and Salutations!

I'm fleetn_crab85, but you can call me Crab, and I'll really post about anything I like! Please feel free to leave anything in my inbox (aka the "chatterbox"), I promise I don't bite <3

I'm currently super into The Beatles and The Monkees, but in the past I've posted about Pacific Rim, Doctor Who (both modern and classic), Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Strawpage can be found here!

The Nanites (yes those little guys from MST3K) run my queue and they put whatever they want in there so please be patient

My tag system can be referenced below the cut:

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blxck-coffee-dad

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

#crab core

sophsun1

The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)

#me at my job #the muppet show #crab’s favorite shows

nezbeanz

father mulcahy is so dear to me y’all

#need him on my wall ASAP #mash #father mulcahy #crab’s favorite shows #other people's art

apricops

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

marzipanandminutiae

It's uhhhh The Good Old Days. Your grandparents had it and you don't. Get mad about that or something. Freedom and the American Dream or something

#every time I watch an old movie set in American during what was then modern times use a train makes me wanna sob #WHERE ARE MY TRAINS #crab core

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period-of-unjustment

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#oh good lord this is good #really wanna tell him ‘what’s the matter Hawkeye? you chicken?’ in a Biff from BTTF voice #jokingly of course #mash #hawkeye pierce #crab's favorite shows #other people's art

sophsun1

The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)

#peakkkk peak peak #the muppet show #crab's favorite shows

gnoempire

Run where they can't follow.

For decades, we've thought that pronghorns evolved for speed because of Miracynonix, or the American cheetah, which preyed on them extensively during the Pleistocene. However, in February, new fossil evidence suggested that ancestors of pronghorns began this process at least 5 million years before the appearance of Miracynonix. We typically think of predators as trailblazers, as shapers of the world -- but don't often consider that it may have been the prey that changed them.

Extinct animals from left to right: Miracynonix trumani, Chasmaporthetes ossifragus, and Titanis walleri

#PRONGHORN MENTION!!!!!#crab's favorite masterpieces

It’s the Muppet Show featuring some of my favorite guest stars!!

#honorable mention to Danny Kaye I couldn’t fit him in here #also I’m tagging the actors cause idgaf #the muppet show #paul simon #loretta swit #alan arkin #mark hamill #crab’s scribbles

everydaylouie

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K.K. Slider Paul Simon cover...!

#this is so fucking good #paul simon #crab's jukebox

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t00thpasteface

a buddy of mine proposed this club for some of our friend circle as a joke and i said i don't even care if it's real, i need to make a poster advertising it, because we're already living it every day

#this is so gooddddddd #mash #hawkeye pierce #crab's favorite shows #other people's art

auckie

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

wagamaggot

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

wagamaggot

oh like clothes

auckie

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

#my first thought was laundry 😭#crab core

beejwatch

god. the BJ dog motif. this scene where he paces around and cant sit still for more than three seconds jaw clenched hackles raised demanding answers. HEEL HEEL. im clapping my hands in delight.

#i honestly thought I was crazy for thinking bj was dog coded but now I see it's actually canon #and everyone in the tags are also real #mash #crab's favorite shows

beejwatch

🫵genuine charles giggle alert

#ah he HAH he #how unkind #KILLING ME #mash #crab’s favorite shows

beejwatch

Did you guys know theres an animal crossing villager named pierce with the catchphrase ‘hawkeye’ because I DID NOT KNOW THIS UNTIL JUST NOW

beejwatch

#I need him on my island NOW #mash #animal crossing #crab's favorite shows

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beejwatch

me when i get a kick out of you in the shower that we’re sharing

#them singing in the shower is one of my favorite bits of theirs #mash #crab's favorite shows

daar-o

#god DAMN #the twilight zone #crab's favorite shows #other people's art

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