MASH diary

gonna stop giving Hawkeye the dignity of being referred to as "some man" or "some guy." from now on he is my specimen

i feel a lot warmer with a moving picture if there is a gay character in it, always a source of comfort, y'know. which is why i have no problem watching MASH, Pierce is kin

"nobody likes Frank Burns" i like him. i'm that guy. he's me

open scene: i am telling an uninitiated person about my favorite MASH character, which is Frank Burns or Colonel Flagg. "He's. Very Good."

talking to Hawkeye is like pointing a knife at his face and watching him deepthroat it

i could father Hawkeye's kids

the priest is wonderful

witnessing BJ and Hawkeye is like going to the zoo and seeing the penguins fucking