posting is like bloodletting

clicks my pincers in overjoyed salutation at your arrival

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

i am not immune to a dark haired man’s slutty waist

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me