anna

oh god im responsible for me

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

I’m pretending like I never saw that new word y'all are using

Having a thrussy fetish makes you a neckromancer

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

IVE HAD IT

no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all

This truck got no business being that thicc

I shrieked