Thnks fr th Mmrs

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

Me at drunk me: she’s dehydrated

hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

Abuse bro

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

what do we do with this information

the walking dad

where’s he going

hardware store

not feeling like jacking off :/

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(