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he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

you're laughing. sam winchester is dying to an evanescence cover of carry on my wayward son and you're laughing

the magnus archives has some really great representation! i feel seen, both as an ace person and a dirt monster that sings whenever it rains

the 24 y/o twink from filing who’s been rolling your joints for two years and threw up red wine in your car last week just got promoted to be your boss’s boss’s boss and now he’s wearing tailored slacks and saying shit like “gird your loins” and “this institute has decorum” asmr

Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!

episode 1 is called the anglerfish not only because of the statement in it, but also because jon is quite literally walking into a trap he could never possibly comprehend the minute he records this first statement. in this essay i will

The best part about TMA is it has such compelling monsters: an old man with social anxiety, a wax lesbian that loves fire, some folks that hate the sun, a real estate agent, two deliverymen with fake accents, and one boy with way, way, way too many bones.

the most vivid thing i remember about artemis fowl is how one of the books opened up w artemis talking to a school counselor who’s like a renowned psychologist or smth and artemis is like i’ve already made like 10 of these fools quit bc of me Time To Make It 11 :) also i know this man is dumb bitch bc i wrote the paper he’s referencing and i made all that bullshit up. so there truly is no world where disney can tell me artemis fowl is a sweet somewhat adjusted child

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

yes im friends with kirby yes he protects me in real life yes he brings me crackers and soda

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

Melanie’s increasingly unsubtle attempts to murder Elias which he reacts to with all the weariness of a man being hunted by Wile E. Coyote, nothing but respect for MY youtuber queen