im kelly and i like nothing

people who carry their groceries home on public transportation are stronger than any marine

This is disrepectful..

so is the us armed forces sis

i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)

#WAIT UP #NOT YOU I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU

Jobs are not STOLEN. They are given by companies looking to exploit.

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

cats will often make sounds

“You wasn’t even born when the first one came out.”

how isn’t hiding in the bathroom a good coping mechanism