Three pans, and a bag of nothing.

Spicy Noodles with Crispy Tofu

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

Slow cooker Beef Brisket

YouTubers when they hit a subscriber milestone:

CHEESY BACON SMASHED POTATOES

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Crowley, after his 5th drink: and sometimes I just want to kiss him, like- like, you know, humans. Real humans. Like people. It that too much too ask?

Crowley, absolutely shitfaced: and I've seen everything and done everything, y'know, but just - I've had no love like the love he gives, I'm nobody in the face of it. And I'd be absolutely - absolutely appalled if he tried to act like a saint, the bastard, like hell i could fall in love with someone I thought couldn't misbehave.

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

Bears

The Other Teacher Chaperone: man when we became teachers did you ever think we'd have to be responsible for keeping a bunch of kids safe during MONSTER ATTACKS

after peter's identity gets leaked the entire staff of midtown is freaking the fuck out about the news and how to deal with a student that has super powers but steve harrington, who's vividly flashing back to a little girl throwing a car at russians with her mind, is just like