coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

It would be cool if Pinky and the Brain got a cameo in Coyote vs ACME. Cause after Wile E Coyote, they're like the second biggest victims of the ACME corporation.

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

okay so ummmmm. its real

stop calling your own work slop

stop forcing yourself to disengage with what you love because a layer of irony makes it more comfortable. admit you care and let yourself feel good about it

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog