[marie kondo voice] i love mess!

love that marc’s new strategy is saying c’mon guysssssssss I shouldn’t be winning. there’s no way I’ll be winning. my physical condition is bad. if I’m winning y’all fucked it up again. and then his world champion bluetooth pussy connects to the track and he starts bustin out fast lap after fast lap crazy style

Jalen Brunson was just crowned god-emperor of the free city state of New York

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

marc’s equivalent of shaving his whole body just in case is showing up to the f1 paddock without his medical boot on just in case they need him to drive a car

Jalen Brunson was just crowned god-emperor of the free city state of New York

You have to hand it to everyone involved, holding out this long and publicly only to come out of it with a pretty shitty deal is very funny

in hindsight i think max dodged a bullet getting out of there lap one

first ever formula one grand prix with more pit lane speeding penalties than overtakes?

MARC MARQUEZ YOU ARE DA KING OF THE HIGHWAYYYYYYY