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ASHTON HAS A BUTTON THAT SAYS HEY AND LUKE AND MICHAEL MADE HIM PUSH IT WHILE CALUM WAS SINGING AMNESIA 

so it has recently come to my attention that Calum is actually not of the human species and I thought it was about time we compiled all the evidence.

firstly of course is the fact that calum is Too Perfect to be of the human species (this is pretty self-explanatory we all know this) so after some serious investigation this is what I have compiled:

1. TWEETS

starting with a recent one, Calum tweeted this: suggesting that perhaps he himself is not of the human kind? (he has referred to us as humans on other occasions too)

Calum tweeted this back in 2012, just another small suggestion of his affinity for aliens

young calum as an alien was quite new to earth and didn’t quite understand the human habit of telling jokes, so he quite sincerely answered this tweet because yes indeed his pants were from space

bonus:

Michael tweeted this image which I believe could be in reference to Calum considering Malum is Real and Tru. “way up high in the universe” yAH bc he is an alien

2. ALIEN CLOTHING

Calum has been seen wearing a variety of alien/space related clothing - particularly before he was overly famous and it was less risqué to flaunt his alien identity:

bonus:

now I firmly believe Calum is from a nudist planet (which is why he tends to get naked a lot - he’s still adjusting) so here we can see a young Calum attempting to adjust to earth’s social norms but not having the best luck - earth fashion is not easy

3. OUTER SPACE/CARRY ON

I mean this is pretty self-explanatory, they have a song called “Outer Space” WHICH Calum has mentioned is his favourite and also said on Instagram that it’s the one he relates to the most. The lyric “nothing like the rain when you’re in outer space” is very important: how would you know what the rain was like in outer space unless you had been to outer space?? very suspicious .. 

bonus: other song lyrics

if you think about it, any of their songs could be about aliens. here are some examples courtesy of @stopitcalum and myself

dOUBLE BONUS?? 

this list of Wormstein tracks was also released and the song I have put a red box around is obviously about Calum’s adventures in space:

4. INTERVIEWS/ALIEN COMMUNICATION

In one recent interview, Calum experienced a VIOLENT shiver, which has lead me to believe that perhaps at that precise moment, Calum received a signal from his home planet. The unexpected telepathic connection caused him to react in the large shiver.

the previous image (also from a recent interview) could be an example of Calum again telepathically communicating with his alien pals.

PLUS: is it then just a coincidence that not weeks after these moments of communications, the UFO was sighted in the earth’s atmosphere?? could Calum have summoned them here??

5. OTHER EVIDENCE

Saturn on the SGFG album cover?? could perhaps be related to a certain band member being an alien?

Calum is an Aquarius, the Alien Sign. Calum has been a destined alien since birth

In one interview, the interviewer asked whether anyone had seen a ghost or a UFO - to which Calum responded “a ghost IN a UFO” and gave a look which suggested he knew something we didn’t

CONCLUSION