Memory Check 1 2

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

*snaps fingers frenetically*

Um IDK if this helps with the feels but this is normal for coworkers to do who are at least a little friendly and the lunches are under 10 bucks

Actually it was a total of $40 from wingstop and I know men will throw money around to impress and that also worries me because that was a tactic my uncle used and so did the other guy when I was 19

Is that the feel ya got? jesus What yall get BTW? I mean I can go fat as fuck at wingstop for like 13 bucks. How many of you ordered? 

We got 30 wings and fries. Just us 2. Our coworker for the shift brought his lunch and was being a lil bitch anyway

did yall finish? Thats a shit ton of wings yo

Anyone that rocks the Wayfs is cute

Plus the engine bay was super stupid. 

Um IDK if this helps with the feels but this is normal for coworkers to do who are at least a little friendly and the lunches are under 10 bucks

Actually it was a total of $40 from wingstop and I know men will throw money around to impress and that also worries me because that was a tactic my uncle used and so did the other guy when I was 19

Is that the feel ya got? jesus What yall get BTW? I mean I can go fat as fuck at wingstop for like 13 bucks. How many of you ordered? 

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

are we mixing up voice with speech pattern? I feel like we mixing things up

Perfection