!FITALICIOUS ME!

everything personal♡

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

Best Advice Ever!!!

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif

I CANT BREATHE

I love this. It’s true true though. We keep wishing / thinking that our lives would be better and we start living in the future that we neglect our present. We neglect the fact that our future is a reflection of what we do now.

#beautiful black women singing about getting their pussies licked right #like this is the kind of shit i literally continue to draw breath for

Everything Love

holy shit balls

I love tire flipping.

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.