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hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

I’m in love

Grooviest shit ever

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

i think rob zombie was really speaking for all of us when he stressed how important it is to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of one’s dragula

The best version of Cinderella

Only version that matters tbh

Yasss

You can’t believe how awesome it was to see a Filipino-American on screen.

The only Cinderella I recognize

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

@wrong-side-of-reality

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

This is so pure

I love this bitch