"tranny girlfag boydyke" so you're bi and nonbinary

and annoying

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

homestuck was the first rick and morty

shorter

I think a lot of people don't realize how shameless and opportunistic a truly lazy, entitled man can be. like the amount of work that can be put into avoiding washing dishes might sound crazy so that you believe no one would do that, but they're banking on you being sane like that. you think "what's one dish to wash" and he thinks "I will kill myself before I wash a dish." I know. I know! he could just wash the dish and not kill himself, but he would rather kill himself than wash a dish so he can't be reasoned with. he'll fake an injury and do money laundering and pretend he's a puppy dog before he washes a dish. I know. surely not, you think. but yes. he will lie that he has bone cancer just so you wash dishes for him. he'll live in filth when you stop washing dishes just so you'll wash dishes for him. he will tell you his mom was an emotional abusive bitch and he has brain trauma because of it, and it's truly just because he'd rather kill himself than wash a dish. I know, I know...it's just one pot. It's just one pot! why kill yourself? I don't know!! but he'd rather kill himself than wash a dish, so he's gotta do all this work not to wash a dish. but kief, that can't be. it is. I'm sorry. He would rather kill himself than wash a dish. It's crazy, I know.

if the usamerican civil war was happening now instead of the 1800s you would see posts on here like "im literally disabled and i need a slave to function"

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry