Im horny trash sorry (punsss)

*buys you a collar with a bell so I can hear it jingle while I pound into you*

I want her to choke on my dick until shes drooling and making wet little noises.

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

What a very very good and loving girl

personal fucktoy (as a term of affection)