R.J. MacCready [Under Heavy Construction]

Raul’s dialogue is what keeps me alive

mayor potty mouth @tstske

I always like imagining the Going to the Store/Late for Work videos are of synths going nuts.

“Really? I often find the wastelands is where a priest’s needed most!”

 “That is true. A priest is what the wastes need, but other than a few every few handful of miles, unless you count the nut-jobs with the Children of Atom, you aren’t going to run into one too often. So I can say spotting one’s a pleasant surprise.”

“Well glad to spice yer day up a bit then, stranger! Where you headed, anyways? If you don’t mind my askin’.”

 “It’s not important with details...But I’m heading east, going up to visit a guy I know in a settlement a few miles out. Crazy he may be, but I had work out in that direct, suposed I might stop in for a short while.”

“Really? I often find the wastelands is where a priest’s needed most!”

 “That is true. A priest is what the wastes need, but other than a few every few handful of miles, unless you count the nut-jobs with the Children of Atom, you aren’t going to run into one too often. So I can say spotting one’s a pleasant surprise.”

Criminal Shenanigans Written by ya big b0i Andre. Art done by the amazingly talented Tupu.