finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

Peepaw Hunhow being involved in Stalker stuff is so funny to me. when your troubles are 80% self-inflicted, and your dumb son who is just like you gets killed and re-animated into a nightmare, and your awesome daughter goes no-contact and keeps her adopted children away from you so you gotta find another dumb son to adopt and get involved in drama with HIS sons because deep down you just want grandchildren goddammit (but you tried to kill your daughter's kids one too many times so those bridges are currently burned </3 bummer)

Seeing people suggest "freelance writing" "sell an ebook" as like a Get Rich Quick thing is so funny to me. Like baby no that shit is a get broke slowly scheme what do you think Writing A Book involves

And like obviously the Passive Income Grindset People don't have any respect for art these are the same people suggesting you get into crypto mining but I can still be a little pissed off by it. Come on now. I guess this is where all the "I'm gonna write a book 🤪" people are coming from but like you are going to quit immediately when it's 1. Not instant and involves like actual work and "thinking" & 2. Nobody fucking buys your book. You are not going to be the next colleen hoover. Be so fr. If you have no actual passion for writing you're just competing with the rest of an extremely saturated market of people who, generally, care about what they're doing somewhat. I won't say the majority of books are Good. But if you think you should get into writing specifically to make money ... lol ... lmao

Person who has never used their brain in their life: writing & selling a book is an easy way of getting passive income you're just typing words how hard can it be

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

ok i would like to clarify it has to be music and it can't just be a short song that's been looped a bunch. that still counts as several songs in one file, it's just several of the same song in one file. no audiobooks no podcasts no plants vs zombies theme 2 hour loop

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

… I just realised that some of my mutuals are Too Young to get flashbacks from this. I hate the internet.

Robot Unicorn Attack is from 2010. The window for ‘ancient’ keeps getting smaller. Anyway, All your base are belong to us.

I’m a simple person, i see the delightful duo that are flamboyant and nerdy Erasure, and reblog to share the love. Whether you discovered them via a scrubs episode or a flash animation, seek out more. It’s all wierd and wonderful.

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

something so sexual about oxblood