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Remember punching all those ogres on level? YEAH. We do too. On a pvp server no less (PS. if you’re that nelf rogue who nailed me twice before I called in the guild to trounce you, I hope you learned your lesson about picking on poor hapless trolls). Despite the fact we no longer have time to play we both loved the talbuk design, and had been looking for an excuse to make one for years. Our excuse? We had some time over the holidays! So as a thank-you to all our followers, customers, and supporters we’re giving this majestic beast away… no ogre-punching required.

The Specs: This guy stands roughly 13.5” tall, and is about 15.5” long from snout to tail tip. He’s completely hand made, from pattern to sculpts, hand painted & dyed to match our favorite of the talbuks (although he’s unarmored this time). He’s made using a series of ball and socket joints that give him a realistic range of movement, while being nice and sturdy so he won’t break down with re-positioning the way wire does. He can look majestic from a variety of different positions, from standing to trotting to lying down or sitting. He is an original, hand sculpted so he will not withstand being dropped and clunked around too much, fair warning! He’s meant to be enjoyed with care. No casts are being made, and there will not be another one… nor will we be offering them for sale at any point.

Earning Rep (ie. Entering): How do I enter?

You can enter up to three times: like, reblog, or fill out this simple google form with your email.

No give-away blogs please (we’ll be checking!). And of course, if you follow us that’d be pretty keen too.

We’ll be choosing a new home for this guy on Feb 22nd at 12pm, via random number generator. Once we have chosen a winner, we’ll contact you, get your info. and pop him in the post, at our expense. This give-away is open to anyone, worldwide.

Wait, Who the Hell Are You Again? Us? We’re a pair of artists who go by Worms and Bones respectively and specialize in the weird & wonderful… but mostly in art-doll & sculpture format. You can follow us here, or find us on facebook, DA or just keep an eye on our webpage, where you can find our shop.

We make everything from the cute to the creepy, and most points in between, and we’re sorta big on durability, since at least one of us is something of a klutz (Bones tripped over a painted line once. I wish I was kidding.). And you can always get in touch with us via email – [email protected]

Disclaimers: Talbuks and their design are of course property of blizzard entertainment; we just freakin’ love ‘em so much we wanted to make one. This give-away is in no way affiliated with them, or tumblr.

You can be asexual and masturbate. Pass it on.

You can be asexual and have/enjoy sex. Pass it on. 

I am an Ace and I am not invisible.

Happy Asexuality Day, everyone!

Ace of Hearts: Alloromantic Asexual - experiences romantic attraction regularly toward one or more genders. This includes orientations such as heteroromantic, homoromantic, biromantic, polyromantic, and panromantic.

Ace of Spades: Aromantic Asexual - does not experience romantic attraction toward any gender.

Ace of Diamonds: Demiromantic/Demisexual & Grey-aromantic/Grey-Asexual- Experiences romantic and/or sexual attraction only if a strong emotional bond is established. OR Experiences romantic/sexual attraction rarely, not strongly enough to act on, only under specific circumstances, or fluctuates between periods of experiencing attraction and not experiencing it.

Ace of Clubs: Questioning/Unsure of Orientation - Aware they fall on the aromantic and/or asexual spectrum, but not sure where.

Source: theasexualityblog.tumblr

why do none of you understand this

if you don’t want sex you should be able to have a word to diffuse situations safely

and none of you think that’s important 

i get really angry at people who say you can be asexual and still want/enjoy/desire sex

like

and if you think going around telling people that some asexuals want sex makes me feel remotely safe you have another thing coming! o u o

What if Skype for Game Boy. (DOWNLOAD)

HEY BONUS FACT YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE THIS AS YOUR SKYPE RINGTONE

They actually tested me for a learning disability in high school because I was consistently failing math.

They discovered that I actually scored in the 80th percentile in that sort of learning.

Problem was, in every other subject, I was in the 99.8th percentile.

I had never learned how to study because I never needed to—and then, when something proved to be even the slightest bit challenging, my brain went

“LOL nope this is impossible abort”

Meanwhile, this entire time I’m scraping by in subjects like English. The assignments I did turn in, I’d score top marks—but I’d avoid turning in projects I didn’t think were “good” enough.

Essentially, my brain had two settings: “100%” or “0%”.