Boys, Butts, and Beyond

So, since I don’t use twitter or anything, and I don’t reblog (that much) nsfw content anymore anyways, I made a new personal blog for when this account inevitably gets deleted on the 17th.

You can follow me over on https://discoveringdaniel.tumblr.com/

So, since I don’t use twitter or anything, and I don’t reblog (that much) nsfw content anymore anyways, I made a new personal blog for when this account inevitably gets deleted on the 17th.

You can follow me over on https://discoveringdaniel.tumblr.com/

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

The Myth

The Legend

barbarian: honestly any of them, but that’s irrelevant because barbarians are designed to have those stats dumped we gotta get into the Real hot takes

bard: listen most people would say wisdom BUT you should dump intelligence. be an idiot who can talk real good

cleric: dump charisma. live out your low charisma dreams. you have Good Plans but nobody listens to you because you cant talk well. be cassandra

druid: dump intelligence!! live out your woodsy dumbass dreams!! you know that leaves exist maybe!!!!

fighter: dump wisdom. be reckless. punch a guy. punch TWELVE guys. get kicked out of a bar. get into fights and then get Out of them

monk: listen monks are supposed to be spiritual and knowledegable  shit but u know what? dump intelligence. be dumb punch shit

paladin: dump charisma. make your god hate you with how bad you talk to people. smash things with your holy light and shitty social skills

ranger: again, dump charisma. animals > people. eat leaves and weird people out

rogue: dump wisdom baby!! you got +7654354678 to stealth and nobody can Stop You from being impulsive if they dont know where you are

sorcerer: dump intelligence or wisdom. in fact, dump both. talk yourself out of any situation you get into because ur reckless and dont know shit

warlock: same fuckin thing, dump intelligence and wisdom. have a good time. u dont know how u got into ur pact and u probably dont care because now youve got sick magic powers

Bring your stupid wizards who grew up on a farm and can bench-press an ox, your monks with no dexterity whatsoever, your knight who can barely lift his sword, your uncharismatic bard, your berserker barbarian dude who can speak eleven languages and memorized the encyclopedia for fun but whose fighting skill is 98% enthusiasm.