what

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

its a hard cock life.....

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all

"rejecting cookies may make some functions of this site not work properly" reject reject reject fuck you and your whole fucking family

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

I’ve got a sixth sense it’s called paranoia