go fast boys

i want to become an outdoorsy camping person but not in a “hike 7 miles with 20 lbs of gear on your back” way more like a “find a cool spot by the water so i can read fanfiction in a hammock with a breeze” kinda way

nothing makes me feel more dumb and stupid than trying to use my insurance for a procedure that my insurance website tells me is 100% covered and then seeing the bill afterward for $300 like I guess I should have haggled with the people using sharp objects in my mouth at the time I guess?

happy monaco week to the lovers and romantics

every time i open twitter i see one silly haha f1 meme post from my friends and then am immediately bombarded with the horrors so i will be logging off more than usual to preserve my mood

officially listed as an instructor of record for the fall semester hell yes

practice starts soon HIP HIP HOORAY!!!! let’s see if aston martin can even finish the session

gonna start saying “shit found in toilet” when discussing deplorable behavior from famous athletes because fork found in kitchen does not have nearly enough of a negative connotation

me vs the eighty five different andreil fic drafts i have in my word docs rn

watching casino royale definitely not for the cock and ball torture scene but enjoying it nonetheless

reading a fic that’s a college AU of hockey players and one is on a hockey team and the other one is on the “football” team where he plays on the “pitch” as the “quarterback” but also he “can catch” and despite being in different majors both their classes start and end at the same time everyday. dearest author i am so confused

i wish i could watch a hockey game without three out of four ads being glp1s targeted toward women like i am a lesbian who actively wants to get bigger get that shit out of my face

my beautiful dallas stars what the fuck has happened to you </3

halfway through a minute long heated rivalry edit? one that’s way too long for tiktok? who me??