go fast boys

happy monaco week to the lovers and romantics

every time i open twitter i see one silly haha f1 meme post from my friends and then am immediately bombarded with the horrors so i will be logging off more than usual to preserve my mood

officially listed as an instructor of record for the fall semester hell yes

practice starts soon HIP HIP HOORAY!!!! let’s see if aston martin can even finish the session

gonna start saying “shit found in toilet” when discussing deplorable behavior from famous athletes because fork found in kitchen does not have nearly enough of a negative connotation

me vs the eighty five different andreil fic drafts i have in my word docs rn

watching casino royale definitely not for the cock and ball torture scene but enjoying it nonetheless

reading a fic that’s a college AU of hockey players and one is on a hockey team and the other one is on the “football” team where he plays on the “pitch” as the “quarterback” but also he “can catch” and despite being in different majors both their classes start and end at the same time everyday. dearest author i am so confused

i wish i could watch a hockey game without three out of four ads being glp1s targeted toward women like i am a lesbian who actively wants to get bigger get that shit out of my face

my beautiful dallas stars what the fuck has happened to you </3

halfway through a minute long heated rivalry edit? one that’s way too long for tiktok? who me??

it’s the Race of All Time tomorrow and idk how my heart will take it. top five is just “ppl w nothing to lose” (charles max george) and “ppl w everything to lose” (oscar lando) and i have to watch it at SEVEN AM

yuki….. u are free from that second rb seat… at what cost