¿Por qué no los dos?

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This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

Direct byproduct of being neurodivergent and growing up isolated from your peergroup is having no idea when it's appropriate to define someone as your friend

Is this person I met yesterday my friend? What about this person I've been talking to every day for three months? What about this person I've known since middle school? Is friend a title I have to earn? What are the limits of friendship? Is it a static state, make-or-break, or is it some endless dance-dance-revolution style cavalcade of prompts and challenges and social cues I have to hit perfectly to keep it up? Does it bend? Does it break? I don't fucking know man I just work here.

i still remember when the dude doing my autism assessment asked me how many friends I had, and I was like "okay but how are we defining friendship?" and he just like, stared at me for a second and then wrote down some notes

spice up your playlists by adding duel of the fates to come on shuffle unexpectedly

In the film Legally Blonde (2001), Elle Woods shocks the court by unexpectedly arriving in the middle of a trial to defend a client. Her entirely pink, glamorous outfit subverts expectations of what is acceptable and credible, but she ultimately wins a victory in her cross examination because of her traditionally feminine knowledge and abilities. Likewise, in the medieval romance poem Lanval by Marie de France, the unnamed lady appears unexpectedly in the middle of court proceedings. After obtaining the court’s attention by means of her striking appearance, she defends Lanval by an intentional and meticulous display of femininity, thus drawing numerous parallels with Elle Woods of Legally Blonde. In this essay I will