Happy Pride Month to Dante and Vergil Sparda.

Being intersex is an interesting experience. Managing all of the different hormonal effects while having those effects be increased due to being half demon is difficult, but luckily you two have been able to fully handle those by yourselves. And look at you now. Two men in your mid 40s and you're still looking and doing great. Keep it up!!!

Happy Pride Month to Miguel O'Hara!

Being asexual in a society of pansexuals is difficult. You'll get through it though! After all, people respect you and you're not afraid to be yourself! It takes a lot of confident to chase after 15 year olds on all fours. And look at those muscles! They aren't meant for anyone. You got that big for yourself and for your job. True dedication!!! We admire that about you.

Flint was supposed to be much bigger and the hourglass was supposed to be more detailed. I've been trying to come up with a background, but I'm too scared to mess it up.

Happy Pride Month to Albert Wesker.

Honestly, Flint Marko throughout the entirety of Episode 2 was one of the most attractive performances I have ever seen. I saw him in that theater laying on that couch smoking and immediately fell in love.

Then he made it better when he showed up to Cat's apartment. That entire interaction was so incredibly appealing to me. I need to feed him a caramel apple or something. (This was the least violent response I could think of. I love caramel apples and he deserves one.)

He has effectively taken up all of the remaining real estate in my brain and is confused on how to settle in.

Why is it that when I look on the internet for content of by beautiful husband Flint Marko I can't find anything? Have other people simply not realized how amazingly perfect he is? Has it simply not been long enough?

I need content of Flint and I'd write my own fanfiction about him, but I simply cannot think of an idea to write about. I cannot write without a scene to base the fic around.

Flint Marko I love you with all of my heart and soul. You are the world's most perfect man and I would do literally anything for you.

This man (my new husband) has put me through eight episodes of pure unadulterated emotional stress. I was blubbering over him multiple times from worry and now I have formed such a deep emotional connection to him that I believe he has carved his way into my very soul.

NICHOLAS FUCKING CAGE??????

Like I know women like a man shrouded in mystery, but not if that man is Nicholas Cage!! COME ON!!! YOU COULD DO SO MUVH BETTER THAN THAT!!!! She had a man too. A beautiful man. Another man shrouded in mystery, but instead of trying to work it out with him she starts kissing NICHOLAS CAGE???? GIRL!!!!! HE IS NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!! He's literally just a guy!! HIT. HIM. WITH. YOUR. CAR!!!!

In all honesty, I should have expected this. It's not a marvel identity if the guy doesn't start kissing someone. Whether it's a woman he should actually like or a woman with a troubled man who needs her.

I'm not blaming Cat. I'm blaming Ben. He should have known that this is not what she needs right now and said no.

Do I get that they are two consenting adults? Yes. Am I infantalizing Cat? No. Do I wish I could get one fucking piece of media where the guy doesn't have a romantic subplot? Absolutely. Honestly, it's not even healthy. If Flint came back into her life, she would probably leave Ben for him. He's the far superior option too.

I need Flint to survive. It is necessary for my sanity.

Fuck the Femme Fatale archetype. I love it, but not in this scenario. Please stop, Cat.

The only reason Flint went back to Silvermane was because he thought Cat had moved on. If he had talked to her, which I understand his mental state as a veteran doesn't really allow him to do that, he would have been able to work it out with her. But no. She had to prove him right.