Horror Vacui

"we were born alone & we die alone" you delivered yourself during birth? built all the roofs that have ever given you shelter? sown the wheat in your bread?? weaved the clothes on your back??? wrote all the books youve ever read and the music youve ever listened to????? who made the literal bed youre going to die in - you, all alone?

im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh

“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”

Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else

Sharing the credited version!

really cool. so its a goth and a hippie

Me and whatever goth gf I’m given

If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said it smelled like “chain link butthole”

The Bryce plugins that give you these textures can no longer be run because the versions of Photoshop that run them no longer work on any modern computer. It’s like ginkgo trees no longer having insects alive to pollinate them.

@gallusrostromegalus !!!

T'was me with the Bread Jesus Story and the Bread Jesus Attempt One and Bread Jesus Attempt Two and I am SO GLAD THAT SOME OTHER PERSON IS MAKING TERRIBLE CARBY CATHOLIC EFFIGIES.

the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you're showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach