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Me, flirting: -leaves you alone-

I nut fast so we can get back to cuddling.

Exhausted Witch is SUCH a mood.

Fuckk, you gotta drop the class I’m laughing all class 😂😂😂😂😂

😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

THAT’S HIM!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😩😂😂😂😂😂

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

Just puke man

Dead

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness

Omfg!!!!!