fuck off chancer

I like your accent, although it’s almost 40% impossible to understand what you’re saying.

Spoken like a true american lass. 

Is that so? Well since i know your last name, do you mind telling me your first name?

Finnegan Osran 'adley. Also known as America's most 'andsome Irish Prince. 

Of course, my teacher would be the one to give out a project and expect it due the next day.

Aye! Yer th' lass with my surname as 'er first name. 

The fuck is that?

It's th' Gaelic festival where th' spirits come home fer a night. 

Sorry, I just… skateboarding is my life.

We shou' check out th' skatepark in em, whate'er th' fuck that big town next t'us is called. 

Do you want to… come over, or something?

I t'ink tha' might be somethin' I'd fancy, yeah. 

Can you do some cool tricks?

I can ollie withou' spillin' a drop o'scotch. That's a good accomplishmen' I think. 

Um, nope, I don’t think that’s it. For some reason I surround myself with idiots who think they’re gonna make it big from riding around on skateboards and trying to impress people on the street. Doesn’t work, really, but call me if you ever make it to the X-Games. 

Oi, don' be such a fecker. We all know 'm destined fer great things. 

Do you say that to all the girls?

Only th' pretty blonde lasses named Phoebe Maher.

Yeah, that’s why you’re my baby.

Well when ya put it tha' way, I'll be yer anything, princess.