Rocketeer

I can ollie withou’ spillin’ a drop o’scotch. That’s a good accomplishmen’ I think. 

Whoa, that's probably hard now that I think about it! Good for you, then.

You could always get new ones. Or borrow ‘em from Mrs. Potato Head.

True, I forgot about the Mrs! 

It is. It’s on Cartoon Network, actually. I think it’s called Annoying Orange.

Wait...I thought that was a YouTube thing?

Don’t tell me you don’t think it’d be cool to be able to completely turn your ears around.

Well, yeah, that does sound awesome. But what if it hurts? And losing it must be quite the sticky situation.

I’ll be up there with Burnquist shreddin’ some feckin’ pipe in a few years. Jus’ wait. 

Can you do some cool tricks?

Dunno man, guess that just means you aren’t cut out for the cowboy life. Nope, I should probably start looking for one. I feel like finding a Mr. Potato Head first, though. 

Mr. Potato Head is pretty awesome. Except when he keeps losing his limbs, 'cause that doesn't look like much fun if you ask me.

Yes! They have human eyes and mouths and it’s creepy.

Ew that sounds like something straight out of a Grimm Brothers book! Okay, maybe not that bad, but still! Is it on the TV?

I went on one of those little pony ride things once. I’m a qualified cowboy now.

Seriously? Where do they even have those things, why is my life so boring. You're like a real life Woody, then. But you'll need a Buzz, know any astronauts? Or should I say, Space Rangers?

've decided tha' college is a waste o'time 'cause ya don' need a degree fer skateboardin'.

That's true, you could even end up on the X Games or something.

The cartoon with the talking fruit is terrifying.

Talking fruit?

Eff yeah I did.

I've never rode a horse before....

'Sup, man?

Hi. What's cookin', good lookin'?

… is for horses.

Oh my goodness gracious you did not just say that.

Nu-uh, two days from now, the 14th, is Saturday. But we can just decorate it tomorrow, I’ll get Callie to help. Because anything is worth it for a TJ hug!

Oh you're right! Awesome, Saturday birthdays are the best. Hey, you know you can have a TJ hug whenever you want!