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Like yes absolutely vigilante teenage Peter Parker and his dubious criminal connections but also he just happens to really like science and be in superhero circles accordingly

Tony invites Peter to a gala or event as to keep up the internship appearances but is dumbfounded by how many people Peter just casually already knows. He keeps looking back to check on the kid and finds him across the room chatting up a new member of high society.

Peter mentions stopping by the Baxter building to pick up something he forgot there last time to Richard Reeds. He’s talking as if he’s been there a million times. Starts bickering with Johnny storm and keeps cackling while saying “but here’s the thing?”

Peter and Danny Rand are being weirdly smug and suspicious about whatever them and their friends were up to last week. Something something Ninjas and devils.

Peter waves at Bruce banner happily mentioning they’ve meet before and that Bruce was a special guest at the last midtown science fair. Bruce just assumes Peter’s actually Tony’s intern and is confused as to why he wouldn’t know the kid who’s always in the labs. Peter isn’t actually an intern why is he in the labs.

Peter is animatedly striking up conversation with Hank Pym as if he’s the guys long lost grandson. Forgot that the dudes a recluse and never shows up to these events no Peter insists the guys really funny once you get to know him. They do joint experiments with spiders and ants.

Give me Tony dirtytalking sayin „you slutty little… slut?“ and Peter bursting out laughing, giggling his little heart out and Tony laughing along with him

Yes, Peter Parker has good manners because Aunt May raised her boy right…But Peter Parker is also a little piece of shit who speaks before thinking

We need more scenes like this;

Tony; Hey Cap, meet my intern. Parker - Rogers, Rogers - Parker

Steve, shaking his hand: Hello nice to meet you : )

Peter, a little confused: You look blonder in photos

x x x

Bucky meeting spiderman: So you’re from Queens, Huh? I grew up in Brooklyn : )

Peter, genuinely sorry: Oh man, I’m so sorry that must’ve sucked

x x x

Natasha, angrily polishing her knife

Everyone else, terrified

Peter: totally!

Tony, giving him a blank look: Define sleep.

Peter, suddenly looking nervous: uh...eyes closed, dreams..burrito?

Tony: burrito?

Peter: burrito.

via @discipleofkleio

‘Just wait, All Might. I’ll have a solution soon.’

ok so ik that last part didn’t happen yetIhope but goOD loRD this fic is good. 

Here, have a sketch of Zawa with his tits out like a slut. Izuku was finally coming over, but Shouta didn’t know that when answering the door, right?

And then they're gone. No goodbye, no warning, no information. You know every part of their day and then suddenly you dont even know if theyre alive.

And nobody knows how to take care of you now, and you're not sure you even need to be cared for. Your primary purpose is gone.