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Fandoms I’m usually posting about include but aren’t limited to…

• Spider-Man (its mostly Spider-Man)

• SHAZAM

• My Hero Academia

• My Little Pony; friendship is magic

And to answer the most common questions I get here’s some quick notes!

- feel free to use any of my fandom posts as inspiration / groundwork for a fanfic as long as you give credit

- At this very moment I haven’t written any fanfiction of my own but I am actively in the process of drafting the first chapter so give it a second!

- I’d rather not have my content posted on other platforms so please don’t repost my stuff on Instagram or TikTok but I’m not gonna hunt you down if you do lol

- I’m not really doing commissions, I’ve been thinking about getting into it but at the moment it’s not something I offer sorry! Maybe in the future once I improve my art some more and I’m more confident in its quality?

- My posting schedule is pretty inconsistent, I don’t really have a set timeline or fandom schedule I kinda just post what I feel like posting whenever I feel like posting so sorry if I go offline for a while.

“ Update, I am NOT abandoning this fic. This is my life’s greatest work and nothing could make me forgo its completion. I SWEAR to you upon my first born child and MySpace log in that you will hear from me again. I vow that this is not the last you’ll see of me. Have faith in me and I will deliver.”

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Captain America: great work team, now that we’ve completed this mission we can—

Spider-Man: Oh guys I’ll catch up with you later I need to go do something real quick.

Avengers: ???

Captain America: I’m afraid you need to attend the debriefing with us so we can write mission reports

Spider-Man: Oh yeah! totally no problem I just have to go and handle some stuff.

Iron Man: Yeah no shot if I have to attend these meetings no way you get off free.

Captain America: Spider-Man… Maybe if you told us what exactly needs such immediate attention.

Spider-Man: Oh some of my bad guys are causing some trouble in Midtown so I need to go deal with them before they make a huge mess

Iron Man: What like the vulture and his goons?

Spider-Man: Um… yeah he’s probably there.

Black Widow: Probably? You don’t know who you’re fighting.

Iron Man: Better question why are your villains all animal themed?

Spider-Man: that’s not true! I have none animal bad guys like… well… The wheel! And there’s Stilts Man and I kinda gave Kingpin to Daredevil but he still counts.

Hawkeye: Nah what happened to those six guys I keep seeing on the news?

Spider-Man: that’s the Sinster six, they don’t really like me very much.

Thor: I don’t see the issue? The man of spiders has fought valiantly against foes of greater numbers?

Iron man: Yeah but Spidey’s guys are less trained mercenaries and more theatrical genuine supervillains

Black Widow : You have six actual designated supervillains on a team? This feels like something SHEILD should know about.

Spider-Man: It’s kinda up for grabs for who’s gonna be there. Usually whoever isn’t in jail from our last fight enters the rotation.

Captain America: so you’re going to fight the… Sinster six?

Spider-Man: Oh no! That’s just an example I’m fighting a different line up today.

Captain America: we can accompany you, you may not be an official avenger but it would be unjust to allow you to fight with us and leave you alone against serval enemy’s

Thor: We are brothers in arms and should aid you in defecting any foes, for the plight of battle is to be shared amongst the team.

Spider-Man: … okay but like it’s gonna take a hot minute it’s honestly better if I deal with them myself I know the guys and how to fight them.

Iron Man: We don’t mind fighting a little bit below our pay grade, what’s a favor amongst superheroes

Black widow: Who exactly are you fighting?

Spider-Man: indiscernible muttering

Captain America: didn’t quite catch that kid.

Spider-Man: …The Sinster sixteen

Black widow: Excuse me?

Spider-Man: it’s just like a bunch of C-Tier villains nothing huge okay!

Bruce walking over to the group : Not to alarm anyone but I turned back to normal a few blocks away and Doctor Doom is in Midtown.

Avengers: …

Spider-Man: Oh? Ummm… my bad it’s the Sinster sixty. I guess. Or whatever.

Avengers: …

Spider-Man: I know you people are judging me right now but I’ll have you know they’ve literally never ALL teamed up like this.

Avengers: …

Spider-Man: I swear they usually don’t get in groups of more than sixteen.

Bruce: Yeah I don’t know what… There was a vampire? And like… an entire zoo?

Spider-Man: Oh my god who invited Morbious?! They KNOW he’s banned from these things. Nobody ever follows the rules for this stuff. I bet they invited venom and everything…

Iron Man: I’m sorry are you just letting anyone fight you now?

Black widow: Why do you have sixty entire villains with personal vendettas against you.

Spider-Man: I don’t know okay! Lizard wants to turn NYC into lizard people—

Captain America: —Excuse me?

Spider-Man: —And Kingpins just mad he couldn’t beat me in high school because he’s a total sore loser—

Hawkeye: —High school?

Spider-Man: — Kraven wants to hunt me, Morbious needs my life force, Goblin hates my guts, Octavious has voices in his arms and Venom won’t move on because he has attachment issues —

Iron Man: What are the words leaving your mouth right now?

Spider-Man: —Jameson keeps buying Spider Slayers, I didn’t support Vultures small business, Sandman killed my uncle and Mysterio is just mad because I got him canceled—

Black Widow: You need to quit being a superhero this is obscene.

Spider-Man: — Electro is a walking HOSO violation, Mephisto stole my marriage and I’m not even gonna dignify the the chameleon with an explanation—

TW: blood and injuries

This is specifically because when they get into a car their options are letting the blind man drive, allowing the derange mercenary to take the wheel or allowing the sophomore to be the getaway driver.

It’ll be a fairly long fic centering around Peter Parker’s high-school journey and it should follow in the footsteps of the MCU cannon guidelines starting in his freshmen year of Highschool before eventually splintering off in its own direction. It’ll definitely be more vigilante centric instead of Avengers focused as I want to explore Spider-Man’s journey on a street level interacting with other vigilantes in addition to Peter Parker’s interactions at Midtown High and New York in general.

I’ve never really written a fic before so it’ll be trial and error but I’m hoping things will go decently. Honestly really nervous but I think I’ve put it off for long enough considering I’ve been sitting in this concept since December.

Here’s a little edit I made that’s essentially the kind of vibe I was envisioning for this project.

Anyways here’s some things I hope to include in this fic throughout its run. (However long that ends up being)

• Peter is a master at ragebaitting

• Peter Parker has spidery traits

• Identity shenanigans

• Team Red & Defenders & Spider-Man

• Peter is a lying McLiar face who lies

•Midtown high is full of menaces

• Accidental cryptid Peter Parker

•Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & MJ friendship

• The horrors of being a high-school vigilante

• BAMF Peter Parker

• Spider-Man is a highschooler and acts like it

• Peter Parker is a little shit

• Peter Parker and his dubious criminal connections

And finally here are some fic name ideas I’ve been toying with, feel free to vote on one if you’re interested! No promise’s I’ll chose the winner but I’ll definitely take it into consideration

Maybe there’s a villain who sets their sights on him and he’s trying to throw them off his trail or whatever other reason but it’s all going horribly because who’s bright idea was it to put these people in the same room.

May is fully apart of this plan, she thinks it’s stupid but anything for her nephew so she just forwards the funeral invite to everyone in Peter’s contacts. This was an absolute horrible move on her part because what ensues is pure insanity.

Within minutes Tony Stark crash lands a SHEILD jet ten feet aways from the funeral venue and falls to his knees in absolute horror. The other avengers slowly follow in confusion and now Captain America and Thor are giving speeches at a funeral for a kid they literally don’t know.

Johnny storm is doing a live rendition of a dying star and going full supernova in the New York skyline while wailing in agony. Hitting the most dramatic poses in existence and insisting he can feel Peter’s souls up in the air alongside him.

Sue is crying in shuttered silence while Ben is blubbering trying not to draw attention and Reed is mentally figuring out the logistics of time travel because of Tony stark could do it why can’t he?

Flash is live streaming the entire thing insisting he was best friends with Peter and now half of the internet gets to watch this shit show of an event in 4K.

Harry Osborn is just fucking flailing money around trying to remove Peter’s body from the casket insisting he can bring him back to life. Genuinely doing money spreads during the viewing trying to bribe security into helping him steal the corpse.

Security consists of MJ who’s dressed in Victorian mourning attire and ominously telling people that Peter’s in a “worse place now” and “his soul requires a sacrifice to pass” and “ I’ll do what needs to be done.”

JJ Jameson is outside the venue recording a smear campaign on Spider-man screaming that this is Spideys fault for always stressing out his intern Peter and that they need to bring the masked menace to justice

Ned has decided to take up the Spider-mantel and is deadass wearing Peter’s suit to the funeral. He’s sobbing obnoxiously loudly and promising to carry out his legacy and uphold his values.

There’s a blind lawyer named Matt standing above Peter’s coffins with his brows drawn in confusion refusing to let them bury Peter because “it’s like I can hear him now” and gets into a fist fight with one of the attendees

The attendee he’s fighting is Frank Castle who shows up because Karen told him someone killed the photographer of Spider-Man who was still in high-school and he’s investigating. By investigating he really means instigating Matt into acts of violence.

Deadpool shows up half way through the event in a taxi so he can jump into the casket. He keeps making vague threats promising to find and destroy whoever did this in increasingly crude descriptions. Several people are trying to drag him out but he’s just ugly sobbing and refusing to exit the casket

Betty Brant is capitalizing on this event and brought a quarter of the school to witness this mess. She’s actively recording clips to play on the morning announcements of Midtown High. She starts networking for employment opportunities at the daily bugle DURING HIS FUNERAL.

Eddie Brock shows up to do a standing ovation for Peter’s death but gets jumped by half the audience. He’s confused as to where venom is but apparently the symbiot has joined in Wades efforts to jump into the casket abandoning Eddie to the very enraged group of schoolchildren and superheroes.

In the background standing menacingly is sevral SHEILD agents including Nick Fury all squinting at the scene in a mix of confusion and apprehension because generally speaking it’s frowned upon to crash a kids funeral to arrest the attendees

During all of this Peter should just be getting increasingly pissed off because what was supposed to be a small event to misdirect a villain results in New York City’s biggest spectacle to date. Over some random ass teenage photographer who nobody knows.

SHEILD and countless government agencies are baffled at how he’s managed to avoid being monitored and located for so long meanwhile the metaphorical camera just pans over to this 15 year old vigilante about to engage in the height of stupidity every ten minutes.

SHEILD try’s and fails to predict Spider-Man’s patrol route and debates how he always knows where crime will occur unaware that Peter has no designated route and simply follows his spider-sense.

Countless villains have tried spiking his food or drink meanwhile spy’s are watching in horror and astonishment as Peter Parker consumes his fourth cyanide laced Snapple that they left out to trap the vigilante

SHEILD trying to use gait recognition but fails because Peter Parker is just dragging his feet from exhaustion and constantly limping from injuries on patrol meanwhile Spider-Man practically never has a full minute of time where his feet are planted on the ground so they can’t collect data.

SHEILD is carefully monitoring every single hospital in New York trying to figure out where Spider-Man goes when he’s injured but Peter in inevitably sitting in his bathtub quietly debating if bleach will work as a disinfectant for a stab wound.

Jameson sends private investigators to monitor Peter Parker and find out how he gets photos of Spider-Man and these poor detectives have to watch three days of this kid bed rotting not aware that he’s just passed out from a concussion and conserving energy.

Police try using tracking dogs but Spider-Man is always covered in strange alien slime or various mysterious substances from whatever freak of the week he’s fighting. Meanwhile they keep getting led to this random teenager waist deep in a dumpster fishing for trashed tech.

SHEILD keeps setting up teams to decipher the codes Spider-Man has left them but it’s just a mix of bad grammar, concussion typing and teenage brain rot lingo.

Nobody can get a solid read on Spider-Man’s build or description because the little shit is constantly contorted into strange arachnid like positions and keeps fluctuating his weight by like 30 pounds ever week depending on how much food he’s managed to shovel into his mouth.

SHEILD starts watching through street cameras to catch him unmasked but instead get really depressing footage of the spider themed vigilante splayed on the floor of sketchy alleyways trying to pick coins out of drain pipes and getting excited when he successfully grabs a entire dollar bill.

People start trying to monitor social media platforms and online searches but nobody can find the coloration between Peter searching “How to stitch bullet wounds easy for beginners” and Spider-Man searching “ Brand new day spark-notes rhetorical devices”

Mercenaries get hired to take out Spider-Man but he keeps scaring them off. Unrelated note Deadpool is for some reason now friends with this kid named Peter.

SHEILD is flabbergasted at how well Spiderman is trained to lose someone tailing him meanwhile it’s just Spider-man getting lost and improvising his way home.

Villains take Spider-Man’s photographer hostage to lure him out and the dude literally never shows up. What a prick.

The courts try to sue Spider-Man for property damage and vigilantism and the guy GENUINELY gets a lawyer named Matt. Fast forward a week and Spider-Man now wants a trademark on the hyphen between “Spider” and “man”

Like yes yes Spider-Man. I’m doing great how’s your day? Thank you for fixing the old lady down the streets porch. Did you eat anything yet? Here’s some lunch stay out of trouble.

Alternatively they all shake their heads and click their tongues watching him and his villains brawl in the middle of the street. But whatever keeps him happy they guess. Let the kid crack a few jokes? So what if he crashes a wedding cake or two, he’s still in school. Hmm no we know who he is he keeps passing out in dinners with his mask off mid meal. No we’re not snitching.

Someone gets a decent hit in on Peter and the whole block goes silent like at a family reunion when siblings are wrestling and someone gets hit too hard.

Suddenly every criminal in a ten block radius is shushing him in a panicked whisper frantically looking around to make sure no overprotective civilian (or god forbid one of his little vigilante buddies) saw them sock the guy in the jaw.

I actually love these characters interacting so much. I also love the fact that they had to wait for Peter to be an adult before putting him and Frank on the same screen because while Frank doesn’t hurt kids he genuinely can’t go a full hour without shooting Spider-Man .

Like sure hes an adult and looks like his father because that’s what hero’s are to him but what if there’s additional details most people don’t notice until they get to know him.

Misunderstanding #1 Teeth.

Captain marvel is sitting in a justice league meeting obviously not playing attention as he messes around with his mouth. Batman’s about to call him out until the guy pops up in excitement and brandishes a baby bone as he yells about how his tooth fell out to the horror of everyone around him.

Captain Marvel: IT CAME OUT!

Superman: ???

Batman:… is that your tooth?

Flash: holy shit who got a solid hit on you?

Wonder woman: when did you get injured?

Captain Marvel: Huh? No my tooth it finally fell out! It’s been bothering me all day.

Superman: not to be insensitive but aren’t you a little to old to be loosing teeth

Batman: What injured you?

Captain marvel: what?

Batman: we need to know all the threats strong enough to damage someone as strong as-

Captain Marvel: No not that. What do you mean to old?

Superman:… well most people stop losing teeth after childhood-

Captain Marvel: wait adults don’t lose their teeth? What do they do with them when they get wiggly?

Batman: …

Captain marvel staring at his tooth: …

Batman: …

Superman: …

Flash: …

WonderWoman: …

Captain marvel slowly bringing his tooth up to his mouth clearly about to try and shove it back in: …

Guys please Matthew ‘taking a break from vigilantism’ Murdock heard about the fact Spider-Man was actually a teenager in Queens and immediately made himself his lawyer.

He KNEW Peter was Spider-Man and still risked his secret identity to stop that brick from POSSIBLY hurting him.

That man was robbed of his annoying son via magic memory wipe, give it back.

A blind lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen has no business anywhere near Queens. Matt had to have taken the subway over there or something because the speed in which this man became Peter’s attorney is insane

And like sure whatever I guess we get the possibility of Team Red now that Peter’s kinda aged out of mentors but I still mourn the possibility of Matthew Murdock being faced with a 15 year old version of himself and foggy rubbing it in his face.

I don’t even think Matt would mentor him it was just be large age gap sibling style antics of them pissing each other off.

Peter calls Matt at two in the morning saying he needs a ride knowing Matt can’t drive and when he sends his location he’s in Germany.

Matt asks Peter how homecoming went and just gets a photo of a burning crashed plane with zero context that Foggy had to describe to him.

Peter breaks into Matt’s apartment to steal food and leaves a passive aggressive note when all he finds is alcohol and pain medicine. Matt can’t read the note but he knows for a fact it’s mean.

Peter Parker walks into Hell’s Kitchen and daredevil starts screaming at him to get off his territory. Him and Peter stark bickering like children in-front of give general public despite Peter being dressed like a civilian

10 minute montage of Matthew Murdock flirting with May and Peter smacking him upside the head every time she turns around

He puts Matt down as his emergency contact instead of May and is met with a very confused lawyer the next time Peter lands himself in the hospital due to vigilante related injuries

They start purposely tripping each other and they literally can’t get caught or else they get viewed as tripping a blind man or orphan teenager respectively

Matthew is beating the shit out of a random criminal in an alleyway and Peter is standing 10 feet away before muttering “barbaric.” And then asking Matt to check his pockets because he needs a quarter for a arcade machine

They both use each other for really outlandish and stupid alibis whenever they get questioned but the police.

Whenever Peter’s mad at Matt he just leaves him several voicemails with obnoxious chewing sounds that he can’t skip because one of them might actually be a client.

They go weeks without exchanging a single word and randomly harass each other for a week straight

Matt very loudly and publicly disapproves of the avengers and Peter shit talks the defenders to his classmates and on the daily bugle. Neither of them personally care because they don’t really do teams but it’s the principle of being a hater.

Matt: “You’re too young to be a vigilante!”

Spider-Man is constantly holding back and heavily monitoring his strength usually choosing to use webs to take less direct approach’s with most opponents he faces because at the end of the day Spider-Man doesn’t kill and Peter’s not trying to permanently maim the average person.

Which is why when his enhanced and super powered villains gallery throw something at him he gets ecstatic to toss it right back at them.

Unless he’s fighting someone he KNOWS can take it, He’s typically avoiding blows for the other guys sake, yeah sure spidey sense but also it would be like punching a brick wall.

Spiders dislike peppermint so I’m assuming Peter just started to absolutely despise brushing his teeth. Maybe it’s an allergic reaction or maybe it’s just a strong intolerance.

MIND YOU PETER WAS ACTUALLY FREAKING OUT IN HIS VLOG CLIPS ITS SO FUNNY MAY COME GET YOUR NEPHEW 😭

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Happy: what is it your first time flying a on private jet?

Peter: oh actually it’s my first time on an any plane! Haha…

Happy: …

Peter: …

Happy: ???

Peter: :/

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Peter: do we get to meet the pilot?

Happy: oh no this is a self-flying plane.

Peter…this is a What?

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Happy: are you gonna sit right there? Right next to me?

Peter: yes.

Happy standing to find a different seat

Peter: wait-

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Peter horrified: should it be making that noise?

Happy asleep: …

Peter: …

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Tony: soooo how did the flight go?

Happy: huh? It went fine.

Tony: Kay, I was just asking because you know…

Happy : ???

Tony: well since the kid might have been a little jumpy with the whole dead parents thing.

Happy: …

Tony: I mean there isn’t exactly another way to get to Germany so he was gonna have to deal with it but kids tend to be over sensitive about that kind of stuff-

Happy: …

Tony: And I strictly drive my own cars so I can understand he might not wanna fly in the vehicle that his parents died in.

Happy: …

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Peter staring at the screen of his phone flabbergasted that Happy is actually calling him

Peter: ??? Hello?

Happy wide awake at 2 in the morning mortified:…I’m so sorry about the plane thing.

Billy Batson as Captain marvel except his vocabulary is actually deranged and he keeps referring to his divine and godly powers through brainrot terms, specifically Solomon is the one suffering.

In Billy’s defense a kid has to find someway to cope with 6 voices in his head randomly interjecting and distracting him, why not treat them like twitch stream? It’s easier than trying to conceptually process the fact that Hercules is trying to get him to start a bar fight.

Captain marvel has someone try to brainwash him and just says “chat, ban this guy.”

Captain marvel is lost and just loudly starts treating Solomon like Siri. “Solomon, subways near me.” “Solomon, portal, how to. How to make portal. Portal tutorial…Solomon, how to teleport . Teleportation tutorial. Teleportation play-through. Solomon-

Captain marvel gets lectured at by the Wonder Woman and just scowls while he mutters “Solomon, Mute these guys.” And settles for being deaf for the next seven minutes. Superman very quickly realizes the guys not hearing a thing they say but honestly he wants see how this plays out because this is by far the most interesting thing he’s seen at a league meeting.

Captain marvel starts daydreaming during a league meeting and instead of locking in when Batman calls him out he just loudly asks “Solomon, meeting spark notes. Summarize meeting. Solomon… Solomon playing meeting 2x speed. Solomon-“

Captain Marvel gets attacked while passing by gothom. Not even a serious attempt it’s kinda pathetic compared to what he deals with as champion of magic so he just glares at Condiment king trying to hit him with acidic mustard and obnoxiously declares “Can we get a F in the chat. Solomon give this guy a 0/10 on Yelp.”

Captain marvel refuses to make sacrifices. That word sounds kinda ominous…so he instead settles for donations “Chat if we can get 6 whole views on the stream right now I’ll give a donation of 4 barrels of wine. Chat please. Holy moly chat spam gifts or this channel might get banned permanently…CHAT SPAM LIGHTING STICKERS-“

Captain marvel is just so weirdly acclimatizing to his very strange life. The crocodiles threaten to start eating people again and he just blinks at them mouth drawn in a straight line “not to like power scale or whatever but I’ll totally clutch if we 1 v 12. My mods said I have to end the stream by midnight. So…”

Captain marvel is also a little iffy about the whole entire constantly being watched thing. He’s debating the ethics of skipping the subway fair as Billy and just hopping over the bars like he usually does. “…Chat pause the stream.” He whispers conspiratorially, as if his patrons aren’t well aware of his living habits and general tendencies

Captain marvel goes on a mission with the justice league wandering away from a active conversation and walks up to a glowing pebble. He picks it up and swallows it whole, when he meets the horrified stares of several league members he just justify it by saying “Oh I uh held a poll and the votes said to this was the easiest way to dispose of the artifact so….”

As compensation I’ve brought back with a me Ned in a wizard hat and googles. He might have magic but he’s a scientist first! No gloves tho he’s been friends with Peter to long to actually follow lab safety protocols.

I’m not sure if this is an equivalent exchange but it’s all I got 🙏