Troublemaker

“These days I only wear black and white  and sometimes  the color grey  which really is just the fine line in between.

 These muted colors  they remind me of you the most.”

are you open to on-the-fly shipping with your muse?

what sort of things does your muse look for in a partner?

what sort of things does your muse AVOID in a partner?

what is the lowest and highest age person you’ll ship with your muse?

how easily does your muse fall in love?

has your muse dated before? if so, how long did those relationships usually last?

would your muse ever get married?

does your muse usually take the lead in relationships?

who are some characters you ship your muse with?

do you tend to write more romantic ships, or more platonic and familial ships?

how long does your muse have to know someone before they decide to ask them out?

what is your muse’s love language?

how easily would your muse get over a bad breakup?

does your muse usually plan out dates or go with the flow?

if your muse is uncomfortable in a relationship, will they address the problem or keep quiet?

does your muse believe in soulmates?

would your muse forgive their partner for cheating on them?

how many ships do you currently have with your muse?

is there someone your muse has a crush on, but who you don’t actually have a ship with?

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”